i was salty af the other night and was explaining to bae that i had all the “NaCl” and he was clueless af; i thought everyone knew what NaCl stands for but heyy guess not. so he started gettin buck talkin bout “you think youre soo smart, bet you dont know gold or mercury or….” so i pulled up the periodic table and just started lookin up stuff [sidenote: this at 11:23pm, this is what we call cakin lmaoo]and asking him some questions; then i stumbled across Lr which is Lawrencium [sidenote: my boyfriends name is Lawrence] this is when the conversation got too extra:

Lawrence: uh oh! i know you want to be all up in this element
Me: ummm
Lawrence: c’mon baby, you can be my liquid in this compound
Me: but i want to be a precious metal!!!
Lawrence: youre not hard enough. youre so hot you just melt in my hands; making me sweat over here.
Me: ok you can stop now -__-
Lawrence: first we fission cause i wanna split that, then youll give up your electrons, and we’ll fusion; a nigga wanna change that atomic mass if you know what i mean
Me: we are so GHEY.